Escape to Paradise: Your Busselton Motel Awaits in Vasse, Australia
Escape to Paradise: Your Busselton Motel Awaits in Vasse, Australia
Escape to Paradise: Your Busselton Motel Awaits - Seriously Though, It's Got a Lot Going On (Vasse, Australia Review)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from a whirlwind trip to Busselton, Western Australia, and the Escape to Paradise: Your Busselton Motel Awaits in Vasse is… well, it's a lot. Let's just say it's got more going on than your average motel (and maybe a few things NOT going on that you might expect). This is NOT your typical glossy hotel review. This is the real deal, warts and all.
First, the Basics (SEO-Friendly Keywords Incoming!)
Accessibility: Okay, HUGE win here. I saw a lot of mentions on the website, and I gotta tell you, it's actually accessible! They've got facilities for disabled guests. The elevator is a godsend, honestly. I didn't personally scrutinize every nook and cranny, but the impression was definitely positive. Huge kudos for making an effort.
Internet Access: "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" Yep, true. God bless it. And, honestly, it was surprisingly decent. I streamed, video called, worked… did the internet things. Forget the LAN option. Who even remembers LAN anymore? (Though, props for having it, I guess.)
Cleanliness and Safety: Is This Place Germ-Free?
Look, this is the post-COVID world, and I'm a bit of a germaphobe now. So I was HYPED. They were REALLY on top of it. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Check. Rooms sanitized between stays? CHECKITY CHECK CHECK! They had hand sanitizer EVERYWHERE. Seriously, you could probably bathe in it. I felt safe. Really safe. They also have a doctor/nurse on call and a first aid kit, those are nice inclusions.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food, Glorious Food (or Maybe Just… Food?)
Alright, here's where it gets interesting. The restaurant situation is… varied. They have a restaurant, and it offers "A la carte," a buffet (!!!), Asian cuisine, international cuisine (a vague but promising phrase), and Vegetarian options. I went for the buffet one morning. It was… well, it was a buffet. You know the deal. Breakfast [buffet] and Coffee/tea in restaurant. The coffee was definitely coffee. The food was plentiful. I will just say, the desserts in restaurant were very enticing.
The Poolside bar looked inviting, but I missed the opportunity to try it out. There's also a snack bar, which I appreciated for a quick pick-me-up.
- Anecdote: One morning, I was absolutely dying for a strong coffee. I ordered from the restaurant but ended up ordering a coffee from the coffee shop, and the front desk ended up coming to my room to grab it. It's like they know, sometimes, what you need.
Things to Do and Ways to Relax: Spa Day or Just… Relax?
Okay, THIS is where "Escape to Paradise" starts to sound… tempting. They have a swimming pool [outdoor] (which looked lovely, though the weather wasn't cooperating during my visit, bummer), a gym/fitness, and a sauna. The spa is tempting me to stay for the long haul. I wanted the spa treatment but didn't have time, bummer. They also offer "Body scrub" and "Body wrap." The word "spa" is in a lot of the reviews, I was going.
The Room Itself: My Little Sanctuary (Hopefully)
Available in all rooms: They provide quite a bit. There's air conditioning (thank GOD), an alarm clock (for those early morning adventures), bathrobes (nice touch), a coffee/tea maker (ESSENTIAL), a desk (for the few emails I had to answer), free bottled water (hydration is key), a hair dryer (no frizzy hair on my watch!), a mini bar (tempting, but I behaved), a refrigerator (perfect for leftovers), a safety/security feature (reassuring), a seating area (chill vibes), a shower (hello, cleanliness!), a smoke detector (safety first), soundproofing (bliss), a telephone (remember those?!), toiletries (the good stuff, hopefully), towels (plenty of them), and Wi-Fi [free] (obviously, because, internet).
Anecdote: I spent a LOT of time in that room. It had blackout curtains (a lifesaver!). I ended up working from the sofa, which was surprisingly comfortable. And the view? Not bad, actually. I can't go wrong with Busselton views.
Services and Conveniences: The Extras That Make Life Easier
They've got EVERYTHING. Seriously. Concierge (helpful!), daily housekeeping (thank you, angels!), dry cleaning, elevator, facilities for disabled guests (already shouted out about that!), luggage storage, meeting/banquet facilities (for the business travelers), safety deposit boxes (for your valuables), a terrace (for sunny days), and even a convenience store (for those late-night snack cravings). They also have a car park - yes, free of charge.
For the Kids & Getting Around: Family-Friendly & Easy Access
For the Kids: Babysitting service, family/child-friendly, kids facilities, and kid's meal. Perfect for those wanting to bring the kids and the spouse.
Getting Around: Airport transfer (handy!), car park [free of charge], taxi service.
The Quirks, the Imperfections, the Honest Truth
Okay, nobody's perfect, and neither is this motel. They have smoking areas (not ideal for the non-smokers like me), and the style is… let's call it "functional." It's clean, it's comfortable, but it's not going to win any design awards (and honestly, who cares?). Some rooms are closer to the entrance than others, but it depends on what you want to do.
The Bottom Line: Book It?
YES, BOOK IT, especially if you are looking for a good deal. They have a lot of amenities, and the accessibility and safety measures really shone.
Here's my pitch to you: "Escape to Paradise" in Busselton. Come here and enjoy the sights and sounds, the beach, and be sure to book with the "Escape to Paradise" and you are sure to enjoy your visit!
Here is a summary, including the SEO keywords to tempt you to visit:
- Escape to Paradise: Your Busselton Motel Awaits is a solid choice for a Busselton stay.
- Accessibility: This place KICKS ASS.
- Safety & Cleanliness: They're REALLY trying.
- Dining: Buffet is… there. Everything else is promising.
- Relaxation: Pool, Gym, Spa.
- Amenities: Everything you need.
- Highlights: Accessibility, safety measures, comfy beds, convenient location.
- Overall: Recommended for a comfortable, SAFE, convenient, and accessible stay in Busselton. Worth the trip, especially if you value convenience and take your health seriously.
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because here's the Busselton Motel Vasse itinerary, or rather, the potential itinerary, because let's be real, I'm more "wing it and see what happens" than "meticulously planned perfection." And honestly? That's part of the fun. This is a messy, honest, and hopefully hilarious account of what might happen.
The Busselton Motel Vasse: A Cluster of Expectations
Day 1: Arrival and Attempted Chill Vibes (Spoiler Alert: It's Complicated)
- Time: Uh, sometime after sunrise, depending on how successful I am at wrestling the rental car keys away from the coffee.
- Action: Fly into Perth (huzzah, civilization!), then that soul-crushing drive to the Busselton Motel Vasse. The real question is, will the GPS lady yell at me for taking a wrong turn again? Last time she threatened to call the authorities.
- Emotional Response: Anticipation's a beast. I'm excited. I'm also a little… wary. The drive. The potential for a motel room that screams "early 90s." Also, did I remember to pack my phone charger? God, I'm a mess.
- Minor Category: The Snack Situation: Gotta hit up Woolies (that's Woolworths, for the uninitiated) on the way. Gotta. Need. Snacks. Think: chips, chocolate, maybe some of those weird "healthy" bars that taste like sadness.
- Anecdote: Last time I did a road trip, I got so engrossed in a podcast that I drove for two hours in the wrong direction. Found a really interesting roadside fruit stand though, so…silver linings?
- Quirky Observation: I swear, every rental car in Australia has the same smell. A mixture of stale air, sun-baked plastic, and…promise? Yeah, let's go with that.
- Upon Arrival: OMG, the motel! Okay, it's not a palace, but it's…functional. The receptionists probably get the highest rating for tolerance award, they probably deal with a lot of crazies like me. I hope my room has a good view. And a clean bathroom. Please, universe.
Day 2: Beaching it Up (and Maybe Falling Down)
- Time: Early, because I'm an "early bird" (read: I wake up at the crack of dawn and then stare at the ceiling for an hour).
- Action: Head to Busselton Jetty. Seriously, it's practically mandatory. Walk the iconic pier. Take a deep breath of that salty air. Maybe even take one of those goofy underwater observatory rides.
- Emotional Response: Pure, unadulterated joy. The ocean. The sun. The absence of emails. This is what I came for! (Also, I'm terrified of heights, so the observatory ride will probably be a comedic disaster.)
- Minor category: The Coffee Conundrum: Gotta find a decent cafe near the jetty. My morning ritual: a potent caffeinated beverage with my view.
- Anecdote: Once, I tried to take a "stunning" photo of a beach sunset and tripped over a rogue sandcastle. Face-planted right in front of a bunch of toddlers. Humbling.
- Quirky Observation: Australians have a way of making everything sound charming, even when they're describing a dead rat ("Oh, you know, a bit of roadkill, mate").
- Messy Structure and Occasional Rambles: Okay so what if I skip the jetty walk and head straight to the beach? Actually, let's make it a full Beach Day! Sun, sand, surf…and an endless supply of salty snacks. Think about it, a whole day of bliss, away from all the stress, sunbathing, and the like.
Day 3: Wine Tasting and Wonder (or Wine-Induced Wobbles)
- Time: Late morning, after I've sufficiently recovered from the "Beach Day"
- Action: Venture into the Margaret River wine region. Explore cellar doors, try some local wines (responsibly, of course…mostly). This is the point where things get a little fuzzy.
- Emotional Response: Excitement mixed with a healthy dose of "Oh god, what have I gotten myself into?" I'm a terrible lightweight. I'll probably burst into song, tell embarrassing stories, and then fall asleep drooling in a Cabernet Sauvignon.
- Minor category: The Fashion Disaster: What do you wear to a wine tasting? Something classy? Nah, I’ll opt for the comfortable, yet slightly questionable outfit. Think: a flowy skirt that might get caught on things, a sun hat that's seen better days, and shoes that don't match.
- Anecdote: One time I went to a wine tasting and ended up accidentally flirting with the sommelier. Turned out he was married. Mortifying.
- Quirky Observation: Everything in the Margaret River is beautiful. Even the cows.
- Doubling Down on Experience: The Wine Tasting: Okay, so Day 3 is all about the wine. I want to immerse myself - wine, wine, and more wine. I want to feel the weight of the grapes, hear the clink of glasses, taste the delicious chaos. THIS is the experience.
- First stop: A boutique winery with a rustic charm. I'll saunter in, feeling sophisticated (even though I'm probably clutching a bag of chips in my other hand). I'll try a Pinot Noir, and pretend I can identify the subtle notes of something.
- Second stop: A bigger place. More tour, but the fun is still gonna be there. Meet other tourists. I'll make a new friend. We'll bond over our love for wine and mutual inability to talk, walk, or function properly.
- Final stop: The legendary Vasse Felix. Famous for its wines, its art, and its…I don't know, whatever famous wineries are famous for. But I WILL eat a late lunch, and try to not spill the sauce all over my shirt.
Day 4: Scenic Drives and Existential Crises (or Maybe Just a Good Burger)
- Time: Whenever I can actually get myself out of bed.
- Action: A scenic drive along Caves Road. Visit some caves (if I'm feeling adventurous). Maybe a hike. Or maybe just a burger. Honestly, right now, the burger is winning.
- Emotional Response: A sense of freedom. Endless sky. A moment to reflect on the meaning of life (or at least, the meaning of the perfect burger).
- Minor category: Navigation Nightmare: I’ve got the map out but let's be real, I’m doomed. Probably gonna get lost. Probably gonna end up somewhere completely unexpected.
- Anecdote: Last time I tried to hike, a kangaroo nearly stole my backpack.
- Quirky Observation: The signs in Australia are always so…direct. "Beware of snakes." "Do not feed the emus." It’s like, "We're not messing around!"
- Stronger Emotional Reactions: I want to feel alive, and also mildly terrified. I want to be completely lost and totally found. Maybe I'll actually see a whale! Ah, the drama of it all.
Day 5: Departure and Post-Trip Regret
- Time: Early, or as early as I can tolerate.
- Action: Drag myself back to Perth. Hand over the rental car (without causing any major damage). Say goodbye to the motel, to the beaches, to the potential for self-discovery.
- Emotional Response: A mixture of sadness, relief, and the nagging feeling that I didn't do enough. Did I truly live? Did I miss something crucial? Oh well, there's always next time.
- Minor Category: Souvenir Shenanigans: Okay, gotta find some souvenirs. Something kitschy. Something unique. Something that screams, "I went to Australia and I have questionable taste."
- Anecdote: The best souvenirs are always the ones you didn't plan on.
- Quirky Observation: The airport is where the trip truly ends. Filled with tired travelers.
- Messy Structure and Occasional Rambles: Okay so that concludes the itinerary…for now. But who knows, maybe I'll add something in. Or skip something out. Because frankly, that's the beauty of it. It's my trip. And it'll be a mess, maybe a triumph, probably a mix of both. But it'll be mine. And hopefully, I won't end up in jail. fingers crossed Wish me luck!
Escape to Paradise: Busselton Motel FAQs (Because Let's Be Real, You Need These)
Alright, spill the beans. Is this "Paradise" actually *Paradise*, or just, you know, a motel?
Okay, deep breath. "Paradise" is probably pushing it… Unless your personal definition of paradise includes a cracking good air conditioner, a bed that doesn't actively try to murder you in the night, and a super convenient location for hitting up the Busselton Jetty. Let's just say, it's a solid, reliable… base camp for your Busselton adventures. You know?
Look, I went there last year, expecting… well, *something*. I'd seen the photos online – you know how they are – all pristine and suspiciously cheerful. Reality? A little less "sun-drenched bliss" and a little more "slightly-worn charm." But the charm *was* there. And bless the AC, it kept me alive in that summer heat!
The location, you say? What’s so great about it? (And is it actually *in* Busselton?)
Okay, geography lesson time! It's in Vasse, which is pretty darn close to Busselton. Like, practically a hop, skip, and a jump. You're talking a quick drive to the jetty, which is the main event, right? And the beach? The beach is *right there*. Seriously, you could probably smell the salty air from your room. (Maybe not, it’s probably the pool chemicals battling the salt, if I'm being honest).
Plus, you're close to everything else – shops, cafes, the whole shebang. Makes it easy to grab a coffee in the morning after your first night (because, lets be honest, you'll probably need one after that drive) - or, you know, a recovery coffee after a big night. It's location, location, location, people!
Is the pool… *swimmable*? Because let's be real, that's a deal-breaker.
Okay, the pool. The pool... It's there. It's blue. It *looks* inviting in the pictures.
My experience? I jumped in on the first day, bursting with optimism, expecting some glorious dip. It was… lukewarm. And maybe a little crowded with kids. And *maybe* I saw a rogue leaf or two. Look, it's not the Four Seasons pool, okay? But it's wet. And it *does* the job. Plus, the sun loungers? Those were *gold*. Absolute gold. I could have stayed there all day, reading my trashy novel.
What about the rooms? Cozy? Cramped? Do they have, like, actual sockets?
Alright, the rooms. This is where the "slightly worn charm" I mentioned earlier really shines, okay? Depends on what you get. Some are more updated than others, which is always a gamble. Mine was… functional. Bed. TV. Basic bathroom. The holy trinity! Sockets? Yes. Praise be! You can recharge your phone, your tablet, whatever gadget you need to stay connected to the outside world (or, you know, to the gossip sites or the games).
But the best part? (And this is a *real* pro, not something they put on the website) The air conditioner. That thing cranked! I like a cold room, and this beauty DELIVERED. Made everything bearable. And remember, it’s not the Ritz; it's a place to crash after a long day, let's not be delusional about it.
Is there breakfast? Free or paid? Because, let's be honest, I'm a sucker for a free brekky.
Okay, breakfast. This is where things get a little… interesting. I *think* they used to have a breakfast. Or maybe I dreamt it. My foggy memory is that something was offered, but its not the sort of place I'm expecting a full buffet. There are plenty of cafes nearby – and the coffee is *good*, because thankfully, even small towns can have *amazing* coffee.
So, pack some snacks, and plan for a coffee run. Simples! Or, bring your own cereal and milk. You know, embrace the DIY.
What's the parking situation like? Do I have to fight for a spot?
Parking. The bane of every traveler's existence. Thankfully, at Escape to Paradise, it's… well, it's okay. Not luxurious, but it's *there*. I never struggled to find a spot. Probably because its a motel, and most people aren't there to park and then wander off for the day.
They've got a decent sized lot, and I don't recall any major parking wars breaking out. Just park, unpack, and get yourself to the jetty!
Any "hidden gems" or local tips you can share? Like, what's the must-do, must-eat, and must-see?
Okay, this is my favorite part. The hidden gems!
**Must-Do:** Busselton Jetty, of course! Go at sunset. Trust me. The photos will look stunning. And walk the whole thing, or take the train - whatever floats your boat.
**Must-Eat:** Oh, this depends on your tastes. There's a cafe up the road which does a killer burger - seriously, get it. and the local fish and chips, you HAVE to try a cone - it's the law.
**Must-See:** The beaches, the beaches, the beaches! Busselton has some amazing beaches. Plus, take the drive to Margaret River, if you can - it's absolutely beautiful!
And, here's a little tip, take a walk the coastline! There's some absolutely gorgeous views along the walk... and the perfect place for a little contemplation... *sigh*... it was wonderful!
Okay, so, the big question: Would you actually recommend Escape to Paradise?
Alright, the verdict. Would I recommend it?
I'd say… yes. It's not perfect. It's not glamorous. But it's clean, comfortable, well-located, and the AC really delivers (did I mention the AC?). If you're looking for a no-frills basecamp for exploring Busselton and the surrounding area, then it's definitely worth considering. Just lower your expectations a tad, pack a sense of humor, and prepare to embrace a little bit of "lived-in" charm.
Oh! And book early. Because everyone loves a goodWorld Of Lodging
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