Unbelievable Athens Luxury: Praxitelous Suites Await!
Unbelievable Athens Luxury: Praxitelous Suites Await!
Unbelievable Athens Luxury: Praxitelous Suites Await! - Seriously, Though? Here's the Lowdown (and the Highs!)
Alright, buckle up, because I just got back from a whirlwind trip to Athens, and I'm here to spill the beans on Praxitelous Suites. Let's be real, "unbelievable" is a bold claim. But did it live up to the hype? Let's get into it, shall we? And I'm warning you, my review is going to be a bit… unfiltered.
First Impressions (aka, The "Accessibility" Panic)
Okay, so I'm not exactly a mobility expert, BUT, and it's a big BUT, Praxitelous does list some accessibility features. They proudly state "Facilities for disabled guests" and have an "Elevator". Now, I didn't personally need these things, but walking around Athens? Whew, that's a workout on its own! So, if you do need true wheelchair accessibility, I'd suggest double-checking with the hotel directly. Get the specifics. Don't just take my word for it (or anyone's, really!). Athens can be a beast, but the thought of a decent elevator is a godsend.
COVID & Cleanliness (Because, Let's Be Real, We're All Paranoid Now)
Listen, it's 2024. Cleanliness better be the number one priority! Praxitelous seems to have been on the ball. They mentioned "Anti-viral cleaning products", "Daily disinfection in common areas", and "Rooms sanitized between stays." They also had "Hand sanitizer" everywhere, like, everywhere. This is a huge relief. The "safe dining setup" and "Sanitized kitchen and tableware items" were pretty reassuring. They also had "Staff trained in safety protocol" which, honestly, felt like a weight off my mind. Look, nobody wants to spend their vacation battling a virus. Kudos to them for taking it seriously.
The Room: My Sanctuary (and My Fortress of Snacks!)
Okay, the suites themselves? Chef's kiss. My room was ridiculously spacious. Seriously, I could have held a small dance party in there. They had "Air conditioning" blasting (thank God!), and "Blackout curtains" – absolute lifesavers for those late-night adventures and early-morning sunrises (or, you know, sleeping in). "Free Wi-Fi" was a must, and thank heavens it worked seamlessly. I'm talking streaming movies on my laptop while simultaneously uploading Instagram stories of my breakfast spread (more on that later).
The bathrooms! Oh, the bathrooms! "Bathtub," "Separate shower/bathtub," "Bathrobes," and "Slippers." It felt like a spa. I’m not a huge bath person, but there was something so luxurious about just having the option. They even had "Toiletries" which were surprisingly decent quality! And the "Minibar"? Loaded! (This is where the "fortress of snacks" comes in, obviously.)
More Roomy Rants:
- The "High floor": Made me feel fancy as hell.
- "Laptop workspace": Essential for pretending to be productive, even on vacation.
- "Extra long bed": Bless. My tall ass appreciates this. (Okay, so maybe I'm not that tall, but the point stands!)
- "Additional toilet": A lifesaver when traveling with, erm, ahem friends or family.
- "Coffee/tea maker": Crucial for warding off that jet lag monster.
The Amenities… Oh My God, The Amenities! (and My Confession)
This is where things get really interesting. Praxitelous boasts a LONG list. I'm talking:
- Spa/Sauna/Steamroom: Sigh. Okay, I have to admit, I only made it to the sauna. The "Pool with view" was stunning from afar, but I'm a total wimp when it comes to cold water. Judge me all you want. But seriously, the view was amazing. Like, Parthenon in the distance amazing.
- Fitness center/Gym/Fitness: Nope. I'm on vacation. Pass. But for the fitness fanatics, it looked pretty well-equipped.
- Massage/Body scrub/Body wrap: I did get a massage. And… it was life-changing. I'm not even kidding. After a day of climbing hills and dodging scooters, it was pure bliss. I'm talking full-body zen. Definitely a highlight. Maybe I'll splurge on a body wrap next time, huh…
Dining: Fueling the Adventure (or Just My Stomach)
Okay, food. This is important. Praxitelous had a bunch of options: "Breakfast [buffet]","A la carte in restaurant", "Coffee/tea in restaurant","Poolside bar","Room service [24-hour]" (bless), "Snack bar". I'm a sucker for a buffet. The "Breakfast [buffet]" was decent. They had "Western breakfast," the usual suspects. I grabbed a coffee, some pastries, and pretended to be a fancy European.
The Real Scoop: Some Nitpicks
No hotel is perfect, let's be clear. I could nitpick, I guess.
- The lack of on-site accessible restaurants / lounges: I'm not sure of this, but if that is the case, that's not a great sign.
- The pool: (as I mentioned). Maybe if I'd braved it, I'd be singing a different tune.
- The "Happy hour" (if they had one) felt elusive. I'm not sure about that, as I was too busy napping in the bathrobes.
But Seriously… Is It "Unbelievable?"
Look, would I go back? Hell yes. The location is perfect, the staff was super friendly, and the suite was pure luxury. This is one of the better places I have ever been, ever. Unbelievable might be pushing it, but it was certainly a freaking AMAZING experience.
Here's the Deal - My "Unbelievable Athens Luxury" Offer:
Book Praxitelous Suites Now and Get:
- 15% off your stay (Use code ATHENSADVENTURE) - You didn't hear it from me, but the offer code is working.
- A complimentary bottle of local wine in your suite upon arrival (because, Athens!).
- Fast Wi-Fi access, and that's no bs.
- Guaranteed Blissful Massage (Book it in advance, you won't regret it!)
Why You Should Book NOW:
- Location, Location, Location: Right in the heart of Athens, perfect for exploring!
- Luxury Done Right: The suites are spacious, stylish, and oh-so-comfortable.
- Cleanliness & Safety First: They take your health seriously, so relax and enjoy your trip.
- Massage Therapy: The highlight, I'll say it one more time!
Don't wait! This offer won't last forever. Book your "Unbelievable" Athens adventure at Praxitelous Suites and experience the magic for yourself! (And tell them I sent you – maybe I'll get a free stay next time!)
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your textbook, perfectly-polished travel itinerary. This is real life, in a fancy-pants Athenian package. Prepare for the ride.
Praxitelous Luxury Suites, Athens: An Attempted Symphony of Greek Awesomeness
Day 1: Arrival & Initial Panic (and Maybe Ouzo)
- 10:00 AM (ish): Arrive at Athens Airport (ATH). Okay, first hurdle: finding the luggage. Seriously, why does my suitcase always try to escape the conveyor belt? Found it! Success!
- 11:00 AM: Taxi to Praxitelous Luxury Suites. Anticipation levels: HIGH. The website photos were gorgeous. I'm talking seriously Instagrammable. Let's hope reality lives up.
- 11:45 AM: Check-in. Oh. My. God. The marble floors… the balcony… the view of the Acropolis! Okay, I'm officially verklempt. Maybe a little bit of "wow" followed by a tiny squeal.
- 12:30 PM: Lunch at Taverna Psarras in Plaka. Recommended by literally everyone. The food was great! But… the waiter, blessings to his soul, seemed to find my attempts at basic Greek absolutely hilarious. I swear, ordering "Greek salad" turned into a whole mime show. But the food? Stellar. Especially the grilled octopus. I was like, "This is why I live."
- 2:00 PM: Quick nap. Jet lag is a beast. Apparently. A 25-minute nap turns into TWO HOURS. Oops.
- 4:00 PM: Wandering around Plaka. Getting lost (on purpose!). Buying a ridiculously oversized sun hat that will probably end up as a dust collector back home. The narrow streets, the bougainvillea cascading everywhere… pure magic. There was this amazing little shop that sold all sorts of greek crafts. I purchased a beautiful wooden carved, and I bought two small statues, that I'm sure cost more than they should have.
- 6:00 PM: Drinks at a rooftop bar near Monastiraki Square. The view… again, speechless. Watching the sunset paint the Acropolis in fiery hues… wow. Okay, I might have shed a tear. Don't judge me. The bartender was wearing a vest, and I would buy a vest, the most hipster vest…
- 7:30 PM: Dinner at Avocado. Vegan-friendly, which I, surprisingly, appreciated after the meat-heavy lunch. The avocado toast was… well, still just avocado toast, but the setting was gorgeous. Seriously, the lighting. Just pure, glorious, Instagram content.
- 9:30 PM: Back to the suite. Exhausted but happy. Attempting to upload photos but getting distracted by the amazing bathtub. This trip is going to be the death of me, in the best way.
Day 2: History, Hustle, and a Hilarious Mishap
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast on the balcony. Eating Greek yogurt with honey and pistachios while staring at the Acropolis. Okay, I need to pinch myself. Is this real life?
- 10:00 AM: Acropolis Visit. This is where my inner history nerd gets to shine! Though the crowds… Ugh! Prepare for elbow-to-elbow action. I lost my sense of wonder briefly, but then I got to admire the architecture. I was so overwhelmed I was only able to admire the Parthenon (for a half hour).
- 12:00 PM: Acropolis Museum. Mind. Blown. Those statues! The lighting! I may have spent far too long staring at a particularly impressive marble torso. I also learned more about the history.
- 2:00 PM: Lunch at Dionysos Zonar's, right by the Acropolis. Touristy, yes. Pricey, maybe. But the view is worth it. Plus, the food was decent.
- 3:00 PM: Exploring the Ancient Agora. Wandering around ruins… I imagine my ancestors. Finding myself suddenly interested in pottery shards. Again, wow. Maybe I'm getting old.
- 5:00 PM: Shopping in Ermou Street. This is where the real hustle begins! Souvenir shopping, looking for good local food, and I was convinced I could find the perfect pair of sandals. I didn't. (and it was HOT.)
- 6:00 PM: MAJOR DISASTER - Accidentally ordering a huge plate of gyros. I'm talking enough food to feed a small army. I could barely make a dent (and started sweating). Then I got lemon juice all over my shirt. It's a miracle I didn't cry.
- 7:30 PM: Trying (and failing) to find a dry cleaner. Eventually give up.
- 8:00 PM: Dinner at a Souvlaki place. Just trying to eat something, but I'm still full from the gyros.
- 9:30 PM: Back to the suite. Feeling defeated by dry cleaning, and by the world in general. I'm sure it's the gyros and the lemon juice.
- 10:00 PM: Bath time. It's the only thing that's helping.
Day 3: Island Dreaming (and a Potential Tummy Ache)
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast, trying to pace myself with the yogurt.
- 10:00 AM: Ferry to Hydra. I spent the night planning, and now I'm going!
- 11:30 AM: Ferry arrival. Hydra is… perfection. No cars, just donkeys, cobbled streets, and turquoise water. Pure bliss. This is what I dreamed of.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at a charming cafe by the harbor. The food was amazing. I had the worst stomachache.
- 2:00 PM: Exploring Hydra. Getting wonderfully lost. Admiring the architecture, the vibrant colors, and those ridiculously cute cats.
- 4:00 PM: Sunbathing and swimming. The water is crystal clear and gorgeous.
- 6:00 PM: Wine and dinner. I ate light, I was very cautious, and I was fine.
- 8:00 PM: Ferry back to Athens.
- 9:30 PM: Back at the suite. Feeling exhausted but full of wonder.
Day 4: Food, Fun, and Farewell (Sniff)
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast, trying to avoid the gyros.
- 10:00 AM: Cooking class! Learning how to make actual Greek food, not just eat it. The instructor was a total sweetheart, albeit a tiny bit bossy. I learned a lot!
- 1:00 PM: Lunch… the food we made in the cooking class! So satisfying.
- 2:00 PM: Last-minute souvenir shopping, mostly for my family.
- 4:00 PM: Packing and getting emotional.
- 5:00 PM: Saying goodbye to the amazing Praxitelous Suite. I'm going to miss that balcony view, SO MUCH.
- 5:30 PM: Taxi to the airport.
- 7:00 PM: Flight back home.
This is a rough draft and I didn't put everything here, of course, but this is my heart out.
P.S. I need to find a way to ship that hat home. And I'm definitely coming back to Athens, and maybe I'll actually learn some Greek next time.
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Unbelievable Athens Luxury: Praxitelous Suites - Let's Be Real Now! (FAQ...ish)
Okay, Seriously, Is Praxitelous Suites *Really* As Good As It Looks? Because the Photos... Damn.
Alright, alright, let's get one thing straight: the pictures? They're good. *Really* good. Like, someone-spent-hours-perfecting-the-lighting good. But the reality? Honey, it's close. VERY close. The view from my balcony? Forget about it. Initially, I almost felt a pang of guilt about being *that* person, the one Instagramming their bougie life. (Spoiler alert: I did. Several times.)
There's this one photo, of the Acropolis bathed in the golden hour... it's not a filter, people! Okay, maybe *a little* enhancing, but the actual view? Even breathier. The first time I saw it, I may or may not have welled up a tiny, pathetic tear. Don't judge me. It was beautiful, and I needed a stiff drink.
BUT… and there's always a "but," isn't there? One morning the water pressure in the shower wasn't quite up to snuff. I swear I spent five minutes standing there, feeling like a limp noodle, waiting for the dang water to wake up. Mildly infuriating, but honestly? I had the view, a ridiculously comfy bed, and a fridge full of goodies (more on *that* later), so I got over it. Quickly.
The Breakfast... Is It Worth Dragging Yourself Out of Those Heavenly Beds?
Okay, this is where things get *interesting*. The "continental breakfast" is… well, it's a *continental* breakfast, you know? Croissants, some fruit, cereal. Fine, serviceable. But here's the thing: I was promised an *experience*. I had visions! I wanted feta that made my soul sing! I wanted orange juice squeezed by tiny, adorable Grecian hands!
What I *got*? Decent coffee, but not the life-affirming, "yes, I am alive!" kind. Good fruit, okay croissants, and that’s about it. Don't get me wrong, it was okay. I ate it. I didn’t *hate* it. But the expectation was SO HIGH, man! I will say, they did have a lovely little selection of jams. The fig jam had a particularly… let's call it a *robust* personality.
Here's the pro tip: order room service. Seriously. Especially the Greek yogurt with honey and nuts. That *does* deliver on the soul-singing promise. Trust me on this one. And take your yogurt to the balcony. That's where the magic *truly* happens.
Let's Talk Location. Is Praxitelous Suites Actually *In* the Heart of Things, or… nah?
Oh, honey, it's *in* the heart. Like, smack-dab in the middle, right on top of the aorta of Athens. You step outside, and BAM! Restaurants, shops, cafes, the whole shebang. The Plaka is practically at your doorstep. Which is both amazing and… a little overwhelming.
One night, I decided to "explore." I walked, I ate, I drank ouzo. I got lost. Spectacularly lost. Found myself wandering down a tiny, winding street at 2 a.m., feeling like I'd stumbled into a movie set. It was amazing. Then I had to find my way back to the hotel. Let's just say Google Maps became my best friend that night. (And possibly my only friend. I lost my travel companion… long story, involving a stray cat and a sudden craving for baklava.)
The point is, you're in the thick of it. Be prepared for crowds. Be prepared for late-night revelry. Be prepared to accidentally wander into a dimly lit bar and wind up learning to say "Yamas!" (Cheers!) in a way you never thought possible. Embrace it. Just… maybe learn the way back to your hotel before you indulge in too much ouzo.
The Rooms. Are They *Actually* Stylish? Or is it all just Instagram hype?
Okay, so the rooms. They're actually *stunning*. I'm talking clean lines, minimalist design, with those pops of color that just scream "Greek chic." The bed? Oh, the bed. It’s like sleeping in a cloud of pure, fluffy bliss. Seriously, I think I'm still dreaming about that bed. I'm not even kidding. My first thought when I entered the room was, "I'm never leaving."
And the details! The little touches are what make it. A welcome bottle of wine (red, naturally), a Nespresso machine, luxurious toiletries. Even the robe was thick and fluffy. I practically lived in that robe. Don't judge me. I was on vacation. Also, note to self: buy that robe.
Now, the *minor* critique: the storage space was a little… let's say "compact." I'm a chronic over-packer, so I was constantly tripping over my suitcase. Minor issue. I crammed everything in, and it was fine. Did I mention the view? Still dreaming of the view.
Is the Staff Helpful? Do They Actually Make You Feel Like You’re a *Guest*?
The staff? They were saints. Absolute saints. From the front desk to the housekeeping, everyone was incredibly friendly, helpful, and genuinely seemed to want to make my stay amazing. I’m talking genuinely *caring*.
I was completely useless when I first arrived. Jet lag had turned my brain to mush, and I couldn’t remember my own name, let alone how to get to the Acropolis. The receptionist, a lovely woman named Maria (I think), not only helped me with directions but also recommended this tiny little taverna down the street that served the most incredible moussaka. She didn't have to do that. But she did. And I will forever be grateful.
One minor hiccup (told you I'd bring it up): I accidentally locked myself out of my room. At 3 a.m. Seriously. I was tired, my brain was fried, and I stood there for what felt like an hour before Maria, in her infinite patience, was able to get it opened. I felt like such a dork. But she just smiled, gave me a key, and sent me on my way with a genuine laugh. True professionals.
Okay, But Give It to Me Straight: Would You Go Back?
Without a doubt. Yes. Absolutely. One thousand percent. I’m already planning my return. Maybe I'll even finally learn some Greek… or just memorize the phrase "another glass of wine, please." Either way, Praxitelous Suites? Worth the splurge. Worth the slightly subpar breakfast. Worth the potential for getting hilariously lost at 2 a.m. (again).
Go. Book it. You won't regret it. Just… bring your own fig jam. And maybe learn the properHotels Blog Guide
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