Madura Island Paradise: Bang Alief Property Near Taman Tajamara!
Madura Island Paradise: Bang Alief Property Near Taman Tajamara!
Madura Island Paradise: Bang Alief Property Near Taman Tajamara! - Honest Review (With a Hint of Chaos)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the Madura Island Paradise, or as I like to dramatically call it, "Bang Alief's Place!" This ain't your sterile, cookie-cutter hotel review. This is the real deal, with all the bumps, bruises, and oh-so-delicious nasi goreng that comes with it. So, let's get messy!
Accessibility: (Gosh, I Hope It's Okay…)
Okay, first things first: accessibility. Listen, I'm not in a wheelchair, so I can't personally vouch for the ramps and whatnot. However, the listing does mention "Facilities for disabled guests" which is a HUGE plus! I saw an Elevator, which is always a win. Just… maybe call ahead and ask some specific detailed questions if accessibility is critical to your visit. I’m a naturally optimistic person (as you’ll learn!) and I hope it's all good because Madura Island is stunning - and this place is close to Taman Tajamara! (More on that later).
Cleanliness & Safety: Feeling Safe and… Maybe Slightly Over-Cleaned?
Okay, so, COVID times, right? Bang Alief's place is serious about cleanliness. There are, a LOT of precautions. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer EVERYWHERE. They mention Professional-grade sanitizing services, and Rooms sanitized between stays. They even gave me the option to opt-out of room sanitization, which I thought was a nice touch. I was also happy to see CCTV in common areas and also outside the property. I felt safe. Actually, I felt… almost too safe. Like, I half expected a hazmat suit when I entered my room the first time. Hey, better safe than sorry, right?
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Feast (and a Few Hiccups!)
Right, the food! This is where things get interesting. They have a restaurant, which is good. There are restaurants listed! The Asian cuisine was actually pretty damn good, and I LOVE that they had a vegetarian restaurant option. They mention a breakfast buffet (YUM), and also a breakfast service. Now, here’s a confession: I'm a sucker for room service. And Bang Alief’s place had 24-hour room service. I ordered the nasi goreng at 2 AM one night. It was… amazing. Crispy fried egg on top. The only slight downer? The coffee could be a little stronger. Okay, a LOT stronger! But hey, they have a coffee shop, so I guess I can just pop down there, right? I was kind of hoping for some poolside beverages- the listing does mention a Poolside bar! But it wasn't open when I was there, which was slightly disappointing. They do have a Snack bar though. I’m a sucker for a good snack bar!
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa Day? Maybe Not Exactly…
Okay, now, the relaxation factor… This place REALLY wants you to relax. Listed are things like Body scrub, Body wrap, a whole Spa/sauna situation, and Massage. There's even a Pool with view, and a Swimming pool [outdoor] - HECK YEAH! I even spotted a Fitness center, Gym/fitness, and a Steamroom and I can be a bit of a gym rat! Now, here's where the "honest" part comes in. I went to the "Spa". It was a little rough around the edges, shall we say? The "body wrap" was… well, let’s just say the massage therapist seemed to be having an off-day (maybe she had too much of the strong coffee??). BUT, the pool? The outdoor pool was just… gorgeous. The view was stunning. And there was something wonderfully peaceful about just bobbing in the water, watching the sunset. Okay so, it was a slightly less polished experience than what the listing had led me to believe. Still, for the price? I'm willing to forgive a few things!
The Room Situation: Cozy, with a Few Quirks
Available in all rooms: Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
My room was… cozy. A little basic, but clean. They had Air conditioning (bliss!), Blackout curtains (essential for sleeping in!), and a Free bottled water (thank GOD). The Wifi was free and worked well, which is always a bonus. The bed was comfortable and that’s the most important thing, in my opinion. They mentioned non-smoking rooms, and there was a smoke detector. I’m actually a fan of a few things like bathrobes and slippers! (I’m not sure how the bathroom phone works or why someone would need one in a bathroom - maybe if you fall and can’t get up?)
Services and Conveniences: Helpful, But Not Always Seamless
Alright, lots on offer here! They have Air conditioning in public area, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, a lovely Elevator, and a Gift/souvenir shop. I saw Laundry service, and Luggage storage which is always a plus for me! They also mention Facilities for disabled guests. I used the Concierge a few times – they were helpful, but sometimes there was a bit of a language barrier. But they tried, and that’s what counts. The Food delivery option was a godsend. I am not ashamed to admit I used it extensively. They offered Car park [free of charge] and Car park [on-site] and that's a big win for me! There are Meeting/banquet facilities, too. I also noticed that they had a smoking area at the location.
Getting Around: Madura by… Well, by Anything You Can Get!
They offer Airport transfer, which is super convenient. There’s Taxi service. The location is close to Taman Tajamara! You should totally visit it.
FOR THE KIDS: (Well, Kinda)
They mention Babysitting service and are Family/child friendly. Plus they have Kids facilities and a Kids meal option. My kids weren’t with me, but I spotted a small playground.
The Quirky Bits (Because Every Hotel Has Them!)
Okay, so here’s the really honest part. There were a few… eccentricities. Like, the bathroom door didn't quite close all the way. And the TV remote seemed to have a mind of its own. The staff was SO incredibly friendly and helpful, even with the language barrier. They were always smiling. It made up for a lot!
The Verdict: Madura Island Paradise: Worth It (Especially for the Price!)
Look, Bang Alief's place isn’t perfect. It’s got its quirks. It’s a little rough around the edges. But honestly? It’s got heart. It’s clean (perhaps, overly so!). It’s close to a beautiful park. The food is good. The pool is stunning. And the staff? The staff are absolute gems. For the price? Absolutely worth it.
Final Rating: 4 out of 5 Stars (with a bonus star for the Nasi Goreng)
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Madura Island Paradise: Bang Alief Property Near Taman Tajamara! – Escape the Ordinary!
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- Prime Location: Nestled near the stunning Taman Tajamara, you'll have easy access to the island's natural beauty and cultural gems.
- Relax & Rejuvenate: Unwind by the breathtaking outdoor pool, treat yourself to a massage, or soak up the sun in the tranquil surroundings. (Even if
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because you're about to get a real travel itinerary for Bang Alief Property near Taman Tajamara, Madura Island, Indonesia. Forget the pristine, perfect schedule. This is the truth. Prepare for a bumpy, delightful, and potentially slightly chaotic ride. And yes, I'll be letting my brain run loose. Let's go!
MADURA MADNESS: A (Highly Unofficial) Itinerary
Accommodation: Bang Alief Property near Taman Tajamara, Sumenep Mitra RedDoorz. (Alright, gotta give them the nod, even if I suspect the pictures are a bit airbrushed.)
Day 1: Arrival – From Jakarta's Chaos to Madura's Charm (Maybe?)
- Morning (6:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Ugh, the dreaded flight from Jakarta. Packing was a nightmare. Spent half an hour wrestling with the zipper on my suitcase. Found a suspicious stain on my favorite t-shirt – pretty sure it's ketchup, but my mind is still picturing something worse. Anyway, squeezed onto the (inevitably delayed) flight, squished between a guy who snored like a chainsaw and a woman who kept trying to sell me Amway products. Landed in Surabaya. The humid air hit me like a warm, sweaty blanket. Taxi-hunt ensued. (Pray for me.)
- Mid-Morning (10:00 AM - 1:00 PM): The drive to Sumenep. Buckle up, it's a LOOOONG one. (Pro tip: bring snacks. Seriously. Those airplane peanuts won't cut it.) Roadside scenery: mostly rice paddies, some seriously crumbling infrastructure, and kids staring at me with wide, curious eyes. Already got a slight sunburn, and I haven't even left the car. This whole "island life" thing is promising to be something else.
- Lunch (1:00 PM - 2:00 PM): Finally, arrived and checked into Bang Alief! (Still waiting for the "perfect" room from the photos.) The friendly staff were a godsend. Lunch time! Found a warung (local eatery) nearby and tentatively ordered nasi goreng. It. Was. Spicy. My mouth is on fire, but the flavor…divine. I'm pretty sure it's the best thing I've eaten in months. Also, the lady at the warung kept giggling at my struggles with the chili. Gotta love it.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - 5:00 PM): Nap. A necessary nap. The heat, the travel, the spicy lunch… I'm utterly wiped. Woke up to the sound of cicadas and a vague sense of blissful disorientation. That's the sign.
- Late Afternoon/Evening (5:00 PM - onwards): Exploring Taman Tajamara (let's hope it's as pretty as the pictures). Stumbled upon a local market! The smells! The colors! The sheer chaos! Bargained for a scarf, probably paid too much. Took about a million photos of friendly locals and some particularly photogenic chickens. Dinner: Hopefully something less lethal in the spice department. I'm considering the fried fish. Crossing my fingers.
- Anecdote: Okay, this market… I swear I saw at least five different types of "durian" fruit. The smell: it's something you have to experience. I'm still on the fence if it's heaven or hell, but I definitely stared at it for a really long time. People were openly eating it, smiling with pure bliss. I may need a shot of courage before I brave that one.
- Reaction: Overwhelmed but happy. The energy of this place is electric.
- Quirk: Found a stall selling knockoff designer sunglasses. Tempted. Very tempted. But the quality looked suspect. Resisted. (For now.)
- Rambling: I really need to master some basic Bahasa Indonesia phrases. It's humiliating trying to gesture my way through ordering food.
- Perfection: This market! The food is worth the entire trip. If this were my last meal, I'd choose it again, and again, and again.
Day 2: Tantalizing Tanjung Buton, the Gaze of the Bull, and a Potential Fish Disaster
- Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Breakfast at the property. Attempted local breakfast. I'll be honest, it wasn't the most pleasant experience. I'm blaming it on a lack of sleep, a slightly dodgy stomach, and the fact that I accidentally made the whole staff a breakfast of confusion.
- Late Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Heading to Tanjung Buton beach. It's further than it looks on the map (always). Renting a scooter! I feel like a rebel, but I'm also terrified. The roads here seem to have a mind of their own.
- Lunch (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM): Hopefully, something tasty near the beach. Preferably something that doesn't require a fire extinguisher. Pray for safe fish.
- Quirk: The scooter rental guy seems to be amused by my inability to speak Bahasa. He's also probably hoping I don't crash and burn.
- Imperfection: The scooter, I think, might be older than I am. Crossing fingers it doesn't break down.
- Rambling: I've always wanted to learn how to ride a scooter. It makes you feel free, even if you are just going to the next village.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Beach time! Sun, sand, surf… and hopefully no giant, terrifying waves. Swimming attire is packed. Please, let the water be clear. The sand and sun, I can handle.
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Visiting a bulls (not sure if the spelling is right, the bull racing place) racing venue. If I can figure out the exact whereabouts. I really want to see this.
- Reaction: This place has the most amazing details, and I am in awe.
- Opinion: Truly, I wish I knew all about the history of this place. It's so full of character. I'd love to know more.
- Evening (6:00 PM - onwards): Dinner, again. Thinking of being brave and ordering that fish I saw earlier. Or maybe just playing it safe with rice. Depends on my mood. I already suspect the fish.
- Anectode: Okay, so the beach. I attempted surfing. (Emphasis on attempted.) I'm pretty sure I spent more time underwater than on the board. Humiliating, but hilarious. At least the locals got a good laugh.
- Emotion: I'm tired, sunburnt, and slightly salty. But the ocean air did wonders.
- Imperfections: I ended up with a bit of sand stuck in my swimsuit. Ugh.
- Opinionated: The colors here are amazing. The water is truly crystal clear, even if you don't find my surfing attempts.
Day 3: Departure - Adios, Madura! (for Now)
- Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Final breakfast. Trying to remember what the spice levels of the local dishes are. Contemplating a coffee.
- Mid-Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Packing. Reflecting on the trip. Buying souvenirs (the knockoff sunglasses are definitely happening). Final wander around the property. Saying goodbye to the staff.
- Messy: Last breakfast, I ate the chili and the fish. Was spicy, but so delicious. My stomach didn't hate me and neither did my tastebuds.
- Lunch (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM): Last Indonesian lunch! Trying to be brave and trying something new. I wonder what might come.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - onwards): Drive back to Surabaya. Flight back to Jakarta.
- Evening: Back to the mundane. Feeling slightly sad to leave. Already plotting my return to Madura.
Overall Reflection:
Madura is a whirlwind. It's hot, chaotic, delicious, and at times, downright bonkers. A lot of it might not be polished, but it feels real. And that's what I love. This is a place where you feel alive.
So, Bang Alief Property? Don't expect five-star perfection. But do expect friendly smiles, clean(ish) rooms, and a perfectly situated base for exploring this wild and wonderful island.
Would I recommend it? Absolutely. Just pack your sense of adventure, your sense of humor, and maybe a bottle of Pepto-Bismol (just in case). And bring me back a durian, will you?
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Madura Island Paradise: Bang Alief's Place Near Taman Tajamara - The Real Deal? (Or Just My Life Lately?)
Okay, spill it. Is this "Madura Island Paradise" thing at Bang Alief's *actually* paradise? Or are we talking more "slightly-less-stressful-than-my-mother-in-law's-visit" paradise?
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because the answer is... complicated. Look, "paradise" is a big word. Think less "floating effortlessly on a cloud with angel wings" and more "finally-found-a-decent-internet-connection-and-the-roosters-aren't-attacking-me-this-morning" kind of bliss. Bang Alief's place near Taman Tajamara? It's got potential. Major potential. The sunsets? Unreal. Actually, let me tell you about the sunset I saw...
Picture this: I'd just spent three hours wrestling with my scooter (another story for *another* time – and involving a very grumpy goat) and I was *hangry*. Like, "I'm-pretty-sure-I'll-eat-that-coconut-leaf-if-I-have-to" hangry. Then, BAM. The sky exploded. Orange, pink, purple... it was like the universe was showing off. In that moment? Yeah, paradise. Pure, unadulterated, goat-free bliss. Okay, the goat was on the path to getting into the same place around my scooter, but the sunset...
Then the power went out (surprise!). So, is Madura Island Paradise at Bang Alief's perfect? Nah. But does it have moments that make you forget about the power outages, the mosquitos that think you're a buffet, and the questionable coffee? Absolutely. Those sunsets though... worth the trip alone.
Bang Alief himself. Is he... sane? A good host? Does he secretly have a collection of taxidermied chickens in his spare room? (Asking for a friend...)
Bang Alief? Ah, the enigma! Look, he's... eccentric. Let's go with that. He's got this way of walking around like he owns the place (which, you know, he kinda does). He's *super* proud of his property, which is both endearing and slightly exhausting at times. He also gives the very strong impression of having a deep love for his plants. Maybe that's what I’m looking for. I was a bit skeptical at first, but I have to say, he’s got a good heart.
He's definitely a good host. He's generous with the fruits from his garden (the mangoes are legendary, seriously), and he'll try to help you out with any problems (like, say, your aforementioned goat-scooter troubles). He speaks a little English, which is great for giving directions and making sure he understands your basic needs. As for the taxidermied chickens? I didn't see any. But I didn't explore *every* nook and cranny. Let's just say, I *highly* suggest you ask before you go snooping! I’m not exactly a fan of chickens, personally, but to each their own.
The Villas: Are they actually nice? Or am I going to be battling geckos for my bathroom?
Okay, the villas. This is where things get interesting. Are they luxury? No. Are they charming, authentic, and generally pretty darn comfortable? Yes! My room was simple but clean, with a big comfy bed and mosquito nets (thank goodness!). The decor is a little… well, let's call it "Madura casual." Think locally sourced wood, a few strategically-placed seashells, and maybe a slightly wonky-looking painting of a sunrise. The view from my balcony would take up an entire paragraph - so I'll go there.
The view from my balcony was unbelievable! Across the bright green paddy fields and rice terraces, the sky's colours changed with the weather. A light breeze in the air that you could barely feel, carrying the scent of freshly cut grass. The way the sun hit the rice terraces was like watching a movie, a drama unfolding before my very eyes. I could've happily stayed in my room all day, simply observing the view!
As for the geckos… yeah, they exist. They’re part of the package. Embrace them. They keep the mosquito population down. I named mine George. (Don't judge.) They are harmless creatures, and most of the time the geckos are in the ceiling. Honestly the biggest annoyance with living on the island is the bugs, they seem more attracted to my blood, which is very annoying. So, yes, the villas are good, but don't expect a sterile, air-conditioned bubble. Expect something much more real.
Taman Tajamara: Is it worth the hype? Or is it just a bunch of rocks and disappointment?
Taman Tajamara... Alright. It's a park. It has rocks (yes, definitely rocks). And... it's a mixed bag, honestly. The landscape is stunning. The rock formations are pretty cool, and it's a great spot for taking Instagram pics. I'm not sure I enjoyed the walk there. I think I took a wrong turn, and spent quite a bit of time wading through a swamp (again… another story for another time). So, let's just say, good shoes are a must.
But here's the thing: Taman Tajamara offers something more than just photo opportunities. It's a place where you can *feel* the energy of the island. The air smells different. The light is beautiful. You can see the ocean. It's a chance to disconnect, to wander, and to... I don't know, just *be* for a while. Is it worth the hype? Maybe. Depends on your definition of "hype." It's definitely worth experiencing.
Food! What can I expect at Bang Alief's place? And, more importantly, where can I find good coffee? (This is crucial.)
Food at Bang Alief's: mostly delicious. They do, on certain days, offer breakfast and dinner, made with fresh, local ingredients. The nasi goreng (fried rice) is amazing. The fresh fruit? Heavenly. Just be prepared for a slightly unpredictable schedule. Sometimes breakfast appears right on time, sometimes it's "island time" and things are slightly delayed. This is common. Embrace it. You're on island time now, get used to it. It's part of the charm.
Now, the coffee. Ah, the coffee. This is where things get tricky. I can state with absolute certainty: Bang Alief's place is not the place for your artisanal, single-origin, pour-over fix. However, they do have a basic coffee. It can be... strong. Too strong for certain people and has a "coffee-flavored-water" type situation. My advice? Bring your own instant coffee. Or, better yet, embrace the local brews. Grab a proper meal at the local places: this would be my advice. You'll find better ones if you drive to the main towns. It'Coastal Inns
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