Burlington's BEST Hwy 34 Hotel? (Quality Inn Review!)

Burlington's BEST Hwy 34 Hotel? (Quality Inn Review!)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we’re diving headfirst into Burlington, Iowa’s… well, only real highway hotel option: the Quality Inn on Hwy 34. Let's be honest, Burlington isn't exactly the Vegas Strip, but you need a place to crash, right? And this Quality Inn… is it the best? Let's find out.
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag, But Mostly Okay
First things first: accessibility. I had a friend with limited mobility join me, and we immediately checked out the wheelchair accessibility. And honestly, it's… decent. They have elevators (phew!), and the hallways seemed wide enough. The website mentions some accessible rooms, and that’s a HUGE plus. The ramp situation getting inside the front door was also solid, not too steep. But the devil is in the details, right? I honestly didn't see any automatic door buttons for the entry door, which could be an issue. I have to be honest here, I didn't spend an hour measuring things. It seemed okay. So, a solid B- on accessibility, leaning towards B. They’re trying.
Cleanliness & Safety: Trying Hard to Keep Up… Sort Of
Okay, this is where things get… interesting. The Quality Inn clearly takes cleanliness seriously, especially now. The website boasts about "anti-viral cleaning products," "daily disinfection in common areas," and "rooms sanitized between stays." I saw hand sanitizer stations strategically placed around. Good. That's the bare minimum in 2024. Did I feel like everything was hospital clean? Nope. Did I feel like they’d actually tried? Yes. It’s a step above the bare minimum, and that counts. This hotel is trying! I’d give a B, with extra points for simply acknowledging the need for sanitation.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: It's… Functional
Now, this is where the Quality Inn really shines… just kidding! They keep it simple, which keeps the hotel from being rated higher. They have a breakfast, which I really appreciate and they do a decent job, and I can say the breakfast isn't bad. There are alternatives, there were even some veggie options. Is it a Michelin-star experience? Absolutely not. There’s a coffee shop, which is nice. There isn't a bar or a restaurant. I will score this a C, for functional, but at least they serve the basic necessities.
Services and Conveniences: The Real World Stuff
Here's where they actually do okay! They have a lot of conveniences listed on their website, and they have the basics! There's a business center (I saw it, didn't use it), laundry service (crucial for road trips!), and a convenience store (perfect for that late-night snack craving). A front desk available 24 hours (essential), plus an elevator. I will score them a B+ for these things. They are thoughtful.
For the Kids: Meh
This isn’t a resort, so don’t expect much. They mentioned "family/child friendly" on their website, which just means they didn't actively evict children. You are getting a lot of family here, so if you can't handle children, maybe skip this place. There are no dedicated kids' areas. If you are on a family roadtrip, I don't think you will hate this place. It's a C, leaning toward a B- with kids.
Available in All Rooms: The Comfort Zone
Alright, let's talk about the rooms. This is where your stay will really live or die. There's a lot here, but let's start with the basics: air conditioning (essential!), free Wi-Fi, and… well, a bed. Mine was comfortable, though I had to adjust. There was a desk, a chair, and a TV with plenty of channels. The bathroom was clean, the water pressure was okay, and there were enough towels. No complaints, honestly. The internet worked! I will make this a B for the room itself.
Getting Around: Pretty Easy
Burlington isn’t exactly sprawling (thank goodness), which makes getting around easy. There's free parking at the hotel, and you're right on Hwy 34, so you can easily get anywhere on the way to or from the place. There are no public transportation options or anything like that. So, for getting around, I will score this a B.
The Killer Question: Would I Stay Here Again?
Honestly? Yeah, probably. Look, this isn't the Four Seasons. It's a Quality Inn on a highway. It's clean enough, the staff were friendly, the internet worked, and it's a decent stopover. I’d pick this over a random roadside motel any day.
Crafting the Ultimate Burlington Getaway Offer
Here's my pitch:
Tired of the Ordinary? Escape to Burlington's Best Hwy 34 Stopover!
Headline: Unwind, Recharge, and Explore: Your Quality Inn Getaway Awaits!
Body: "Looking for a comfortable and convenient stay in Burlington, Iowa? The Quality Inn on Hwy 34 delivers! We're not fancy, but we're clean, friendly, and offer all the essential comforts for a great night's sleep.
What we offer:
- Clean, Comfortable Rooms: Relax in air-conditioned rooms with free Wi-Fi, comfy beds, and all the essentials. No gimmicks, just a good night's rest.
- Convenient Breakfast: Start your day right with a decent breakfast!
- Easy Accessibility: We are wheelchair accessible.
- Super Cleaned: Rooms sanitized between stays.
Special Offer:
- Book your stay this month and get a free late checkout (subject to availability)!
Call to Action:
- Book Now: Start your Burlington adventure by clicking [link to booking]. You should book this!
Why This Offer Works:
- Emphasizes Benefits: It focuses on what matters to travelers: Cleanliness, comfort, and convenience.
- Honesty: It acknowledges the hotel's no-frills approach, appealing to budget-conscious travelers.
- Clear Call to Action: Makes it easy for potential guests to book.
- Special Offer: Provides an incentive to book immediately.
SEO Optimization:
- Keywords: "Burlington Iowa hotels," "Hwy 34 hotels," "Quality Inn," "accessible hotel," "clean hotel," "free wifi," "Burlington Iowa lodging."
- Title Tag: Quality Inn Burlington Hwy 34 | Clean & Convenient Lodging
- Meta Description: Find comfortable and convenient lodging at Quality Inn in Burlington, Iowa. Free Wi-Fi, accessible rooms, and a great breakfast! Book your stay today!
Final Verdict:
The Quality Inn on Hwy 34 is a solid choice for travelers looking for an affordable and convenient place to stay in Burlington, Iowa. It's not perfect, but it’s a decent choice.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, 'cause we're about to dive headfirst into my Burlington, Iowa adventure. And trust me, it’s gonna be less "perfectly curated Instagram reel" and more "slightly chaotic, but ultimately delightful, train wreck." This ain't your grandma's itinerary, honey. This is… me.
Day 1: Arrival and Initial Panic (Quality Inn Burlington, near Hwy 34 - Bless its cotton socks)
1:00 PM - Arrival and the Quest for the Elusive Ice Machine: Okay, first things first. The Quality Inn. Honestly? It's fine. Clean-ish. The décor screams "1980s motel chic." The carpet? Let's just say it looked like it had seen things. The most crucial mission? Locate the ice machine. You know, for that crucial pre-nap libation. After a frantic scavenger hunt that involved me poking my head down hallways like a particularly nosy squirrel, I found it. Victory! Then realized I'd forgotten my Yeti. Damn.
2:00 PM - The Burlington Welcome Center (and a Mild Existential Crisis): I wandered into the Burlington Welcome Center expecting, you know, welcome. Instead, I got a pamphlet with a map that looked like it had been drawn by a caffeinated spider and a lady who gave me a look that said, "Honey, you're on your own." But hey, I got a sticker. Small wins, right? Staring at that map, I had this overwhelming urge to just… go somewhere. Anywhere. The whole concept of a "vacation" started to feel… weighty. Were we even doing anything? Ugh. But then, I saw a sign for the Snake Alley. This was a promising start.
3:00 PM - Snake Alley - Because, why not? Oh my god, Snake Alley. Seriously. It's steep. And winding. The brochure said it was "the crookedest street in the world." Lies! (I kid. Probably). Walking down it, I felt like I was on a rollercoaster designed by a drunken architect. I swear I felt motion sickness. It was also so damn charming. And a little terrifying. I kept thinking, "One wrong step and I'm going to be eating pavement." But the view? Killer. Total Instagrammable moment. (Even though I don't have a Yeti.)
4:00 PM - Late Afternoon Snack and a Deep Dive into the Depths of Gas Station Glory: Okay, let's be real. Burlington isn't exactly a culinary mecca (though, more on that later). I hit up a gas station. Gotta get a snack. I went for a bag of Cheetos and a diet Dr. Pepper. Hey, I'm on vacation! And this felt perfectly fitting. Then, for some reason, I just wandered the aisles, truly fascinated. I mean, look at all this stuff! A full aisle of coffee, and soda, and candy, and chips, and chocolate, and… the choices are endless. The possibilities! I started fantasizing about all the different road trips I could take, fueled by gas station snacks. This is a crucial part of travel for me, the simple, almost meditative act of wandering a gas station, drinking in the offerings, and seeing what happens.
6:00 PM - Hotel Room Meltdown and a Desperate Plea for Pizza: Back at the Quality Inn, I started getting a little… cranky. Travel can do that to me. I was tired, a little sunburnt, and felt like I'd walked a thousand miles already. I looked at my phone. Nothing. "Pizza," I whimpered, collapsing on the bed. I dialed the front desk, begging for a recommendation. (The woman was very polite). And then, I gave in and binged Netflix.
7:00 PM - The Pizza Chronicles Pizza. The savior of the solo traveler's soul. The front desk had recommended a place called "Pizza Ranch". Okay. Fine. I braved the world, found that pizza ranch, and dove in. The buffet was… abundant. Pizza? Yes. Salad? Yes. Fried chicken? Yes. Mashed potatoes? Yes. Desert Pizza? A resounding YES. I ate, and I ate, and I ate. It was… amazing? I had a good solid 30 minutes or so of full bellied bliss watching the world go by. Okay, maybe I felt a little bloated afterward, and maybe the pizza wasn't quite gourmet (I've had a lot of pizza, folks, a lot), but then again, its charm was that it wasn't.
9:00 PM - The Battle with the Television and a Self-Inflicted Coma: Back in the hotel room. I stared at the TV with a primal hatred that can only be born from having to choose between 300 channels. Finally, I gave up, turned it off, and fell into a sleep so deep I'm pretty sure I didn't even dream. It was an honest to god, soul-cleansing sleep.
Day 2: Diving Deep and Almost Drowning in History
8:00 AM - Breakfast (and the Cruelty of Instant Oatmeal): The Quality Inn breakfast was, well, typical. The automatic waffle maker was a cruel mistress. The instant oatmeal was lukewarm and tasted vaguely of sadness. I ate it anyway. I needed fuel for the day.
9:00 AM - The Des Moines County Historical Society Museum - A Portal to the Past: This place was a revelation. I'd expected dusty exhibits and bored docents, instead, I got a vibrant, fascinating look at Burlington and Des Moines County's history. But man, this was a surprise. The stories! The ephemera! The sheer effort! They had everything - Native American artifacts, Victorian dresses, antique farm tools, a display on the local prison. It was all fascinating. I could easily have spent an entire day there. I came away with a newfound respect for the people who'd built Burlington.
12:00 PM - Lunch at a “Local Joint”: After the museum, I went in search of authentic Burlington cuisine. I found a small diner that, let's just say, it's charm might not have been immediately apparent. Still, I sat at the counter. I looked over the offerings, and I got a burger, fries, and a milkshake. I sat and listened to the conversations of the locals. It was not glamorous, but it was authentic.
2:00 PM - The Mississippi Riverfront and a Moment of Existential Wonder: I drove down to the Mississippi. It was, as they say, majestic. Watching the barges move along the water, I felt a deep, almost primal connection to the river. There's something about the sheer scale of the Mississippi that put things in perspective. Suddenly, the petty annoyances of the morning, the blandness of the oatmeal, faded away. I was just… there. At peace. For like, five minutes.
4:00 PM - A Quick Trip to the Snake Alley (Again!) I found myself compelled to re-visit the Snake Alley. Partly because of my first-day memories, and partly because I was craving some kind of anchor point. The second time around, the walk was less terrifying, more fun.
6:00 PM - The Dinner Search Continues: I found a restaurant with surprisingly tasty food. I had a long chat with the waitress who was tired, and overworked, and had the kind of laugh that makes you want to be friends with her.
8:00 PM - The Room: Again. Back to the Quality Inn. The battle with the television. The sleep, and the bliss, and the rest.
Day 3: Departures and Deep Thoughts
- 9:00 AM - (Breakfast and the lingering scent of chlorine): I decided to skip breakfast. I tried to grab a cup of coffee but the smell of chlorine from the indoor pool was just… not compatible with my first cup coffee.
- 10:00 AM - Checking out, and the promise of a new journey: I left the Quality Inn with mixed feelings. Clean-ish, the journey there had been more than I thought it would be. I already knew that even though I was leaving, I would take a part of Burlington with me.
And that, my friends, is my slightly messy, wonderfully imperfect Burlington, Iowa adventure. Not exactly what they’d put in a travel brochure, eh? But hey, it was mine. And it was real. And honestly? I wouldn't trade it for anything.
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Burlington's "BEST" Hwy 34 Hotel (Quality Inn) - Seriously, though, What's It Really Like? A Totally Unfiltered FAQ
Okay, so, "Best"... Really? What *exactly* makes the Quality Inn on Hwy 34 "the best"? Lay it on me.
The free breakfast. Spill the beans. What's the *deal* with the breakfast?
What about the rooms themselves? Are they… clean? Decent? Haunted?
Tell me about a specific experience you had there, good or bad. Like, one that really sticks with you.
Any tips for surviving, nay, *thriving* at the Quality Inn?
- **Lower, lower, lower those expectations.** This is key. Embrace the mediocrity. It's part of the charm (seriously).
- **BYO everything.** Decent coffee, snacks, comfy pillow, maybe even your own disinfectant wipes. Just in case.
- **Befriend the front desk staff.** They're your lifeline. They've seen things, They know every secret. Plus, they're generally pretty nice.
- **Embrace the "quiet hours."** They're there for a reason.
- **Take the free breakfast with a grain of salt AND a granola bar**. And maybe some anti-anxiety meds, if you're prone to that sort thing.
- **Focus on the positives.** It's a roof over your head! You're not sleeping *outdoors*! It could be worse!
- **Most Importantly, have a good laugh.** Because if you can't laugh at the slightly cracked bathroom tile and the questionable coffee, you'll cry. And nobody wants that.
Okay, so, final verdict? Would you recommend staying there?


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