Bali's BEST Kept Secret: Kenting's Chic Fashion Inn (Seasons Bali!)
Bali's BEST Kept Secret: Kenting's Chic Fashion Inn (Seasons Bali!)
Bali's BEST Kept Secret: Kenting's Chic Fashion Inn (Seasons Bali!) - A Soul-Searching Review (With a Few Rambles, Sorry!)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea on Kenting's Chic Fashion Inn, a.k.a. Seasons Bali. Honestly? This place… it's complicated. Like, the kind of complicated that makes you want to book a flight right now and simultaneously question your sanity. But in the best way possible.
First, Let's Address the Elephant in the Room (Accessibility, Because, You Know, Life):
Seasons Bali attempts accessibility. The website says "Facilities for disabled guests." But, and this is a big BUT, it's Bali, and Bali is… well, let's just say wheelchair-friendliness isn't exactly its strong suit. There's an elevator, which is HUGE, and some accessible rooms. However, I'm not entirely sure how well the ramps and pathways hold up. SO, if you require strict accessibility, double-check with the hotel directly before you go! Don't take my word, do your own research on whether or not it is fully accessible. Don't take my word, I'm just a dude with a keyboard and a penchant for adventure!
Gettin' Connected (Because, You Know, Instagram):
Right, the Internet. The lifeblood of the modern traveler. Good news! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! I'm talkin' fast, reliable Wi-Fi. (Almost typed Wi-Fi-Fi, because, you know…). I even managed to stream a movie while simultaneously uploading a picture of my breakfast. Impressive. Internet [LAN]? Yeah, sure. You can plug-in, if you're old school. Didn't even check, but hey, it's there. Internet services were fine. No complaints on that end, but that's all I care about. Wi-Fi in public areas? Yep. The pool, the restaurant, everywhere. You're covered.
Where the Magic Happens (Things to Do & Relaxation, Oh My!):
This is where Seasons Bali starts to shine. This isn’t just a hotel, it's a portal to chilling and relaxation!
- Swimming Pool: Ah, the pool. The perfect place to start your day in the morning, to end your day with a sunset, and more! The pool isn't just a pool; it has a view. They don't call it a pool with a view for fun.
- Spa Time: This is where I got a little lost in paradise. They offer everything – Body scrub, body wraps, massage, sauna, steamroom, spa treatments. I opted for a Balinese massage, and, friends, I swear I levitated for about an hour afterwards. Seriously, it was that good. They also have a foot bath. Which is a bit of an unnecessary luxury, but why not?
- Fitness Center: I’m not going to lie, I tried the gym/fitness center. "Tried". It was kinda small, but hey, at least they had things to work out with. Though, you might as well be at home.
- Relaxation and Ways to Relax: Did I mention the pool? And the spa? Okay, I have. But also, just the general vibe of the place encourages you to chill the heck out. They have a terrace, which is perfect for sipping cocktails at sunset.
Cleanliness & Safety in a Post-Pandemic World (Because, You Know, Still Important):
Okay, let's get serious for a sec: Seasons Bali takes safety seriously. They are killing it with the precautions.
- Anti-viral cleaning products? Check.
- Daily disinfection in common areas? Check.
- Hand sanitizer? Everywhere. I felt like I was being chased by a sanitizing angel.
- Hygiene certification? They have it.
- Individually-wrapped food options? Mostly.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter? They try. It’s Bali, people like to get close.
- Professional-grade sanitizing services? You betcha.
- Room sanitization opt-out available? Yep!
- Rooms sanitized between stays? Absolutely.
- Safe dining setup? They tried.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items? Of course.
- Staff trained in safety protocol? They seemed it.
- Sterilizing equipment? The works.
They have a doctor/nurse on call and a first aid kit. I didn't need either thankfully, but it's nice to know they are there.
Food, Glorious Food (And Booze!):
Alright, let's talk about sustenance. They have a few different restaurants.
- Breakfast [buffet]: Yes! And a good one! Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, all the usual suspects.
- A la carte in restaurant: Yes!
- Asian cuisine in restaurant: Yes.
- International cuisine in restaurant: Yes. Pretty good.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: They got it.
- Coffee shop: They're here.
- Poolside bar: Essential. Happy hour? Yes, please!
- Room service [24-hour]: Bless up.
- Snack bar: For those mid-afternoon cravings.
I spent way too much time at the bar, mainly because of the poolside bar which is right in the middle of it all. The drinks are potent.
Services and Conveniences (Because, You Know, Being Pampered is Nice):
They have a ton of services.
- Air conditioning in public area? Yes.
- Business facilities? Yes.
- Cash withdrawal? Yes. Super useful.
- Concierge? Helpful.
- Contactless check-in/out? Yes, which is great!
- Currency exchange? Yes.
- Daily housekeeping? You bet.
- Doorman? Yes.
- Dry cleaning? Yes.
- Elevator? Yes.
- Facilities for disabled guests? Yes.
- Food delivery? Yep.
- Gift/souvenir shop? Yes.
- Indoor/Outdoor venue for special events? Yes.
- Ironing service? Yes.
- Laundry service? Yes.
- Luggage storage? Yes.
They have a safe deposit boxes as well.
For the Kids (Because, Family Fun!):
- Babysitting service? Yep.
- Family/child friendly? Seems!
- Kids facilities? They have some, probably. (Check with them).
- Kids meal? See above.
Getting Around (So You Can Actually Get There and Away!):
- Airport transfer? Yes.
- Bicycle parking?? You can.
- Car park [free of charge]/Car park [on-site]? Yes on both!
- Taxi service? Yes.
- Valet parking? Yes. (Though honestly I just parked myself).
In-Room Amenities (Because You Deserve It, Darling!)
This is where Seasons Bali really shines. The rooms themselves are gorgeous.
- Air conditioning? Yes!
- Alarm clock? Yes!
- Bathrobes? Luxurious.
- Bath tub? Some rooms have a separate bath and shower.
- Blackout curtains? Crucial for proper sleep.
- Closet? Yes!
- Coffee/tea maker? YES.
- Complimentary tea? And coffee!
- Daily housekeeping? Check.
- Desk? Yes, if you must work.
- Extra long bed? Yes! Hallelujah!
- Free bottled water? Always appreciated.
- Hair dryer? Got it.
- In-room safe box? Essential.
- Internet access – wireless? Yup, and fast!
- Ironing facilities? They're there.
- Laptop workspace? Yes.
- Mini bar? They have it!
- Non-smoking? Yes.
- Private bathroom? Yup.
- Refrigerator? Yes.
- Satellite/cable channels? Yes.
- Seating area? Relaxing.
- Shower? Yes!
- Slippers? Comfy.
- Smoke detector? Always a good thing.
- Sofa? Yes!
- Soundproofing? Yes
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your glossy, perfectly-curated travel blog. This is REAL life, Bali Fashion Inn Kenting style, Taiwan, and let me tell you, it's gonna be a WILD ride. I'm talking sweat, tears (maybe from the chili… or maybe just from being emotionally overwhelmed), and a whole lotta questionable decisions. Here we go…
The Kerfuffle: A Kenting Chaos Chronology
Day 1: Arrival & Tropical Terror AKA Jet Lag is a Bitch
- Morning (ish) - Arrival & Immediate Regret: Landed in Kaohsiung. Okay, smooth flight, no screaming babies… WINNING. But then…the humidity. BAM! Hit me like a wet, tropical slap in the face. Thought I was prepared. I was WRONG. My meticulously packed "travel-chic" outfit (a linen dress, naturally) was instantly clinging to me like a lovesick octopus.
- The Shuttle Saga: Found my pre-booked shuttle to Kenting. Or, tried to. The driver spoke, like, three words of English. "Kenting?" "Okay." "Money." That was about it. Spent the next hour and a half staring out the window, convinced we were going to end up in a rice paddy. (Turns out, the rice paddies were gorgeous… but I digress.)
- Seasons Bali Fashion Inn… or a Slightly More Rustic Paradise? Finally arrived. Yeah, the photos online… let’s just say they were… optimistic. Still, the staff were adorably friendly, and the pool looked inviting. Immediately dropped my bags, stripped down, and jumped in. Perfection. Except… there was this DEAD COCKROACH that was floating serenely in the corners of the pool. Ugh.. My initial reaction… gross!
- Food Fiasco: Dinner. Wandered aimlessly down the night market, overwhelmed by the sheer volume of delicious smells. Ended up at a random stall with a line. Ordered something. Ate something. It was… spicy. Like, face-meltingly, tear-inducingly SPICY. Regret level: maximum. Lesson learned: learn to say "no chili" in Mandarin… tomorrow.
Day 2: Beach Bliss & The Great Bug Hunt
- Morning - Sunrise (Attempted): Woke up early, determined to be a "morning person." Failed immediately. Crawled out of bed, bleary-eyed, and stumbled towards the beach for sunrise. The sunrise, by the way, was stunning. Totally worth the early wake-up, and the sand was like sugar underneath my feet.
- Beach Bummin’ & Body Boarding: Spent most of the day at the beach. Sunscreen application? Sporadic at best. (Already slightly crispy. Oops.) Bodyboarding? Hilarious. Kept eating the ocean.
- Bug Apocalypse: Evening. Back at the Inn. Sitting on the balcony, enjoying a (much-needed) cold beer. Then. The. Bugs. Apparently, they hold a nightly rave on the balcony. Tiny, annoying, biting bugs. Swatting, screaming, dancing in the light. Went back inside to the room and kept the lights off…
- Dinner (Take 2): Found a little restaurant off the main street, away from the night market chaos. Ate a fantastic pork belly dish. Felt good, real good. Even went a little crazy and ordered another, even though I was stuffed.
Day 3: Scooter Shenanigans & Temple Troubles
- Scooter… of Doom?: Rented a scooter. Because, Kenting. Because, freedom. Because, I'm an idiot. First stop: the famous Eluanbi Lighthouse. The ride there was… eventful. Almost ran over a chicken. Got lost (several times). Successfully navigated a hairpin turn without throwing up. Overall, a win. I am not a confident driver.
- Lighthouse & Laughter: The lighthouse was beautiful. The views were incredible. Took approximately a million photos. Felt giddy. This is what travel is all about! This is why I do it!
- Temple Tantrums: Went to a temple. Tried to be respectful. Managed to knock over a stack of incense sticks. Mortified! A monk smiled kindly and helped me gather them. Lesson learned: less clumsy, more mindful.
- Night Market: Return of the Spicy: Back to the night market. This time, armed with my newly-acquired Mandarin phrase for “no chili”. Tried a different stall. Ordered a grilled squid… and it was, surprisingly good. Happy times again!
Day 4: Watery Wonders & Farewell Feels
- Floating in the Abyss: Snorkeling. Wow. The corals. The fish! So vibrant. So amazing. I feel so peaceful and calm underwater and watched the schools of fish gliding underneath me.
- The Inevitable Meltdown: Packed my bags. Said goodbye to the friendly Inn's staff. Feeling a bit sad. Kenting gave me what I need.
So there you have it. A messy, honest, and beautifully imperfect snapshot of my Kenting adventure. Did I fail? Absolutely. Did I get frustrated? Constantly. Did I have fun? Absolutely.
This trip wasn't about perfection. It was about embracing the chaos, the unexpected, and the pure, unadulterated joy of being utterly, gloriously out of my comfort zone. And you know what? I wouldn’t have it any other way. Now… time to start planning my next adventure! (And maybe, just maybe, learn some basic Mandarin.)
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What is Seasons Bali *actually* like? The Instagram pictures are... a lot.
Alright, let's be honest. The pics on Instagram? They're beautiful. Seriously, *stunning*. But Seasons Bali is even *more* than that. It's not just about the decor, although, yeah, the decor is bananas-beautiful – think bohemian Bali meets seriously cool design. It's more… *vibey*. The staff is *incredible* (more on that later), the air smells of frangipani and something indescribably *happy*, and you just… relax. You *can't help* but relax. Maybe it's the fact that it's tucked away from the crazy bustle, or maybe it's the magic they sprinkle in the morning coffee. Whatever it is, it works. I walked in stressed and weary from a long flight, and within an hour? I was laughing with strangers, my shoulders had dropped, and I was already planning my next meal. It's not just a hotel; it's a *feeling.*
Okay, so you mentioned the staff. Spill the tea! Are they really *that* amazing?
OMG, yes! This is where things get *real*. I swear, they're like… super-powered people disguised as friendly hotel staff. From the moment you arrive, you're treated like family. Remember I was saying they were amazing? Well, let me tell you what happened *to me*. I was struggling that morning with getting my taxi to the airport to catch my next flight. My driver never came, and I was getting anxious and starting to hyperventilate, I went to the reception, and I started sobbing in my chair. The staff didn't even bat an eye. They *knew* I was a mess and, without a second thought, took charge. They called a trusted driver, packed me a little breakfast box (because, of course, I hadn’t *eaten*), and even made sure I had chilled water for the journey. They were calm, reassuring, and utterly *unfazed* by my meltdown. That's not just good service; that's pure, unadulterated *hospitality*. I still tear up when I think about it. They really get it. I want to be friends with them! No, scratch that, they're already my friends.
Is the food *really* as good as everyone says? Because hotel food can be… hit or miss.
Alright, look, I'm a food snob. Total and utter food snob. And the food at Seasons Bali… is *divine*. Seriously. Divine. Breakfast, lunch, dinner… all of it. They source the freshest ingredients (you can *taste* the difference), and everything is prepared with such care. The nasi goreng is legendary (you *have* to try it), the fruit platters are a work of art, and the coffee… oh, the coffee. I’m pretty sure I gained five pounds just from the coffee alone and wasn't complaining! It was all so good, and such a welcome change from that processed and canned food you get with some hotels. Not here! The food is not just good; it’s an experience. I literally planned my day around my next meal. Sad I couldn’t eat the whole restaurant. If there was a Michelin Star for hotel restaurants, they would get it. They *deserve* it.
What about the location? Is it convenient?
It's *perfectly* convenient. Close enough to the action (beaches, restaurants, all the "touristy" stuff if you're into that) but far enough away that you feel like you're in a serene paradise. You can easily walk to nearby shops and eateries, and a short taxi ride will get you to the main attractions. But honestly? You might not *want* to leave. I spent most of my time lounging by the pool, reading, and generally basking in the blissful atmosphere. Seriously, I had to drag myself away to go explore. And the hotel's hidden. You wouldn't even know it was there. It's your own little secret escape.
Are there any downsides? Be honest!
Okay, okay, here's the *honest* truth. Even paradise has a few… hiccups. The rooms aren't huge, but they're beautifully designed and perfectly comfortable. There can be some occasional noise from neighboring rooms, but nothing that ruins the experience. If you're a super-picky, high-maintenance traveler, maybe this isn't for you. (Honestly, go stay at a soulless, chain hotel and be miserable.) But if you're open to a bit of imperfection, a touch of serendipity, and a whole lot of heart? Then you'll absolutely *adore* Seasons Bali. Because let's be real, the slight annoyances fade into the background when you're surrounded by such genuine warmth, beauty, and delicious food. The only real downside: you'll never want to leave! Trust me, I cried when I left, and still do when reminiscing.
I'm on a budget... is Seasons Bali affordable? or does the high quality make it out of my reach?
This is where things get *interesting.* The quality of service, the food, the design everything is *extraordinary*, and it's *not* a budget-friendly establishment. If you are on a budget, it's maybe not the place for you, but if you are willing to splurge a little, boy is it *worth* it. It is an investment in your trip. In your happiness. And honestly? Life's too short to skimp on experiences like this. If you can swing it, do it. Just *do it*. You won't regret it. Seriously, I'm already saving to go back. Maybe I'll sleep in a dorm room for a month so I can afford it again!
What makes Seasons Bali unique? What's different about it?
Okay, this is a really good question. It's not just the beautiful rooms and the killer food and the perfect location. It's the *soul*. It's the feeling you get when you're there. It's the little things – the fresh flowers in your room, the handwritten welcome note, the way the staff remembers your name and your coffee order. It's the community they've created, a safe and happy place that lets you relax and reset. It's something special. It's the people. It's the *vibe*. It's like you're part of a great, big, beautiful family. It's not a hotel; it's a *home*. And that's what makes it truly unique. And after my taxi experience, there's no question in my mind that it really is. It's also in the details. You can see the effort and care in everything!
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